Strange Movie Titles

The Hartford Courant recently posted their list of Movie Monikers Best Forgotten. The piece starts out this way:

We thought no James Bond movie could have a worse title than "Octopussy." We were wrong. The movie with the worst title in the franchise's history opened late last night: "Quantum of Solace."
They go on to say that this makes them nostalgic for these other movies with horrible tags:

  • "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever"

  • "The Human Stain"

  • "The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!"

  • "Gigli"

  • "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?"

  • "Krakatoa, East of Java"

  • "Phffft"

  • "Hells Angels On Wheels"

  • "Feeling Minnesota"

  • "Free Willy"

  • "Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad"

  • "Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?"  

My wife thinks that "The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" should be added to the list. I'd add "James and the Giant Peach".

What titles would you add?


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