Religious Clichés

From my email inbox.. dedicated to my friend Jim who loves speaking Christianary..
I just love this crazy stuff:

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

Dear God, I have a problem, it's Me.

Growing old is inevitable ... growing UP is optional.

There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.

Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.

Do the math...count your blessings.

Faith is the ability to not panic.

Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.

If you worry, you don't pray. If you pray, don't worry.

As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.

Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.

The most important things in your house are the people.

When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot.

A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.

He who dies with the most toys is still dead. The toys don't go with you.

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