Religious Bumper Stickers

I have an extreme dislike for bumper stickers.. though I once did, these days I would never put one on my car.. but I do think that some of them are funny.. especially the religious ones. Here are a few of them:

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Jesus is coming
Everybody look busy

Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?

Get the hell out of my way
I'm late for church!

Heck is where people go when they don't believe in Gosh.

The way I drive, I've gotta have Faith!

Trust in God
But lock your car

Have you seen any lately? Do you have any favorites? Any on your vehicle(s)?


  1. When I was in college in the 70's, I had this one on my car bumper.

    Smile! You might be in Heaven tomorrow.

    I haven't seen this one yet, but I won't be surprised if I do.

    In God we trust. All others pay cash.

  2. There used to be one that said

    Jesus is coming and is HE mad!

  3. Those are pretty funny. This one isn't supposed to be funny, but I really liked it:

    God bless the world, no exceptions.

  4. Haha ... they're funny ... esp the 5th one.

  5. There is nothing more damaging to Christ than getting cut off by some idiot with a "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven." It's like saying, "I can screw you with my inept and inconsiderate driving I want because I'm saved and you aren't. HA!"

    I should have one that says, "Yes, I put my faith in Christ because as you can see from my driving, I need all of the insurance that I can get! If you are going to keep driving around me, I suggest you start praying."

  6. That was funny Tyler.. but you might need a pretty large bumper for it :)


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