The Wisdom of Dilbert

63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.

I get mail; therefore I am.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

Mondays are not part of the productive work week.

The best things in life are silly.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work.


  1. My sentiments exactly. Love the final saying. I think its true.

  2. These are all so completely true. Scott Adams brilliant and obviously a veteran of the corporate world (that escaped and is making millions making fun of it...and giving all of us a great laugh in the process!)

  3. I love Dilbert. My husband once said he thought co-workers were giving Scott Adams a direct feed into what's going on in his department.


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