but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
Nothing Steve Jobs ever created could fully replace you in my life.
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not really blue.
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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