I Don't Get No Respect!

A bit of Friday the 13th humor with thanks to the late Rodney Dangerfield ...

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."

"I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."

"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie."

"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion.
He said okay, you're ugly too."

"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."


  1. I especially appreciated the psychiatrist one... :)

  2. Haven't heard some of these standards for a long time.
    They are funny even today.
    Hope your days and health are looking up, Bob.

  3. That last one applies to me. I wish I had a little more of the idealism I had when I was young along with some of the understanding of the depth of injustice I've grown to have as I've grown older.

  4. I think that we can all relate to that Joe! The wisdom of age often comes at the expense of our idealism.


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