Dysfunctional Christmas Carols

With complements of Therese Borchard at Beyond Blue ...
  • Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
  • Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
  • Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
  • Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
  • Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..
  • Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
  • Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
  • Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
  • Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
  • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells….
  • Oppositional Defiant Disorder –
    :: You better not cry – Oh yes I will
    :: You better not Shout – I can if i want to
    :: You better not pout – Can if i want to
    :: I’m telling you why – Not listening
    :: Santa Claus is coming to town – No he’s not!!
Hope a few of these brought a smile and a bit of cheer to you today. Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!


4 comments:

  1. Really busy with all that last minute baking, but did take time to read these, and yes, I smiled, and laughed out loud a couple of times..

    Merry Christmas Bob and Ann, trusting it to be the best ever.

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  2. LOL This was too funny! Merry Christmas to you and your family! =)

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  3. Sick, just plain sick, everyone's sick, germ infested, bug infested trees, reindeer loaded with lice, dirty old men with dirty lice laden beards; sliding down soot covered chimneys, eating stale cookies, drinking milk that came from God knows where. Its sick I say. Pain and sickness everywhere, germs, infections fill the air
    Unclean! Unclean! :) Merry Christmas!

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