If Vegetables smelled like Bacon

Bacon, The source of all happiness. -Samuel Victor David Evans

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. -Doug Larson

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.' -Penn Jillette

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.
-Stephanie Stamm


  1. Bacon is okay, perhaps once a week. At breakfast time. How did the pig production industry "sell" the notion that bacon is for everything, anytime, anywhere? Ice cream, anyone? Yes, please. And hold the bacon.

    1. Dude Foods has just the thing you are looking for vanilla. ツ

    2. Thank s for the link, but no thanks. Spouse brought home some "Caramel Twist with Sea Salt." I will still opt for plain vanilla.

    3. I get that. I was a plain vanilla kind of guy before I discovered pistachio ice cream.

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    1. I gotta get me some of that chik fried bacon Michelle!

  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4

    Saw this bacon "bit" the other day :)


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