Dysfunctional Christmas Carols

With complements of Therese Borchard at Beyond Blue ...

• Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
• Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
• Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
• Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
• Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..
• Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
• Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
• Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
• Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
• Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells….
• Oppositional Defiant Disorder –
  :: You better not cry – Oh yes I will
  :: You better not Shout – I can if i want to
  :: You better not pout – Can if i want to
  :: I’m telling you why – Not listening
  :: Santa Claus is coming to town – No he’s not!!

Hope a few of these brought a smile and a bit of cheer to you today. Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

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