He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
-first posted November, 2012