Funny Quotes ...

        ... a few clips and quips to get you smiling the day after Christmas.  ツ


"Humor is just another defense against the universe." -Mel Brooks

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -Anonymous

"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself." -Louis C. K.

"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me." -Chris Rapier

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow." -Evan Esar

"All power corrupts, but we need the electricity." -Unknown

"The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young." -Willa Cather

"The secret of being a bore is to tell everything." -Voltaire

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach

"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed." -David Frost

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." -Dorothy Parker

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." -Solomon Short

"The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear." -Herbert Agar

"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true.
Some smaller countries are neutral." -Robert Orben

"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." -Jimmy Buffett


4 comments:

  1. "A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach The story of my life!!!

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    1. I like that one too Alice. Louis is a funny guy.

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