- Talk really fast.
- Make up your own language. Speak it.
- Say, "This phone line is for emergency use only. Do you have an emergency?"
- Order a large pepperoni pizza, some garlic bread, and a meatball sub.
- Say nothing until he/she hangs up.
- Ask the telemarketer for his/her home phone number. Claim that you need some time to think, and that you'll get back to them.
- Ask him/her if he/she can smell bacon. Insist that there is a strong scent of bacon over the phone.
How do you handle these kinds of calls? Any good stories?