April Fools

Which of the following list of 10 is not an April Fool's spoof?
  • I have decided that I am tired of blogging.. too much narcissism for me.. I quit!
  • Ann and I are expecting a child.
  • I am considering the possibility of starting a new political party that is not centered on ideology.
  • I secretly blog using a titanium MacBook.. Leopard rules!
  • I listen to El Rushbo almost every day.
  • I am embracing Christian Universalism.. no Hell.. no problem.
  • I have placed an alert with Sprint to notify me when the Palm Pre becomes available so that I can be the first in line to buy.
  • I have completed the first five chapters of a new book titled: The God of Pain.
  • I have decided to watch Good Morning America instead of Morning Joe.. Joe is just too conservative for me.
  • Rachel Maddow is my favorite politcal commentator.
Take your best guess before you look at others guesses in the comments.

13 comments:

  1. Oh my, congratulations! Do you know if you're having a boy or a girl? Very exciting news. Best to you and Ann!

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  2. The one that I believe is NOT an April Fool, it that you are reading the God of Pain. I believe you are and have read five chapters.
    LTF

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  3. I have completed the first five chapters of a new book titled: The God of Pain

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  4. "I have placed an alert with Sprint to notify me when the Palm Pre becomes available so that I can be the first in line to buy."

    "I have completed the first five chapters of a new book titled: The God of Pain."

    I think either of these - do you mean reading or writing the book?

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  5. Hmmm I think you are secretly using a Mac!
    and or

    that you are expecting a baby! I think you should name it Bobbie Ann (its going to be a girl....)

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  6. Just a stab in the dark - "I have completed the first 5 chapters of...The God of Pain." Any good???

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  7. I think you're going to have a baby boy, and you're going to name him Mac. He will keep you so busy that you will no longer have time to blog, so you will quit. You will have to be content to stay connected to the politics of our nation through your daily fix of Rush.

    But ... I could be wrong :)

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  8. I am considering the possibility of starting a new political party that is not centered on ideology.

    If I can get the energy to start I'd like to call it "The Challenger Party " and it would support anyone running against an incumbent.. look for a half or full page ad next year in the KC Star.. let me know if you want to put one in your local paper.

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  9. I was hoping it was the Palm Pre. I had 2 Palm PDAs and a Treo and liked each. The Pre sounds great, but I'm committed to Verizon. Sigh.

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  10. My two years are up on my Moto Q Doug.. so I "may" be looking at that Palm Pre when it hits the market.. I am usually a late adapter though.. maybe Sprint will make me an offer I can't refuse :)

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